Saturday, April 17, 2010

Last week's courts were covered with pollen, This week: Polynoses

God's Boys will be good boys!

Forehand grip...Backhand grip...Scratch your back and serve the ball.


Creating a real tennisplayer, out of a barbarian, is a chisel. I gulp and kick myself that I lost so much time, not chiseling out a tennis ettiquette gentleman. You look like a savage! I love you!
GET YOUR HAND OFF OF THE NET! CLOSE THE GATE! NO RUNNING ON THE OTHER PERSON'S COURT! SPEAK SOFTLY AND CARRY A BIG RACQUET!
My father would call you a little "trugledite" in fun, of course. I don't know what else to do, but keep barking out the orders and maybe, one day you will close the gate and stop acting like a hooligan!LOL.

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